Gosh, a busy few days.
Fear not, I am still here trying to keep up with everything. I say keep up. I say busy, but four hours of today were taken up with sitting in a chair at the hairdresser.
When I come home with gorgeous, refreshed (read: no grey roots) hair, I find an email in my spam folder by some fucktard saying they’ve accessed one of my passwords, watched me via my webcam and will publish everything on the internet, including the darknet.
I can stop him if I pay $800 in bitcoin in three days. The email was dated 29th July 2019.
I guess I’m already screwed.