Ordinarily, I refrain from writing about politics on my blog, but I’m extremely cranky regarding Chairman Dan of the People’s Republic of Victoria.
If you look up, you might see a fire in the sky. It’s likely a series of flares, released into the sky by individuals trapped here. We’re asking for help from every corner of the nation because, clearly, we can’t afford to let Chairman Dan cock this up any longer.
Yesterday, after weeks of deliberately ignoring offers of help from the ADF and other state’s police and emergency workers, Chairman Dan called that help in. Victorians collectively sighed with relief. The Minister of Defence, Linda Reynolds, spoke on radio, eloquently and diplomatically, glad to deploy over 800 defence workers to help with the clusterfuck of COVID testing and other operations here. But this morning, we wake to read that Chairman Dan has back-flipped on that request for help, with the defence workers seemingly screeching to a halt mid-air and turning their aircraft back to base.
What a complete mess created by Dan Andrews. Not only is he cocking up the state with disorganised processes in quarantine measures in hotels and drive-through testing sites and not enough test kits and failure to effectively address those who speak languages other than English, but he’s risking the entire nation. And his pigheadedness, an over-reliance on unions and so-called ‘woke’ fucktards are leaving us all trembling with anger, fear, and helplessness.
So if you’re reading this, look up into the sky. See the fire, respond to our call. We need you!