Finally! From midnight tonight retail, hospitality and other businesses can reopen. The invisible Ring of Steel that cuts a swath around metropolitan Melbourne is gone—well, sometime early next month we’ll be allowed to travel into regional Victoria without fear of a drone following to catch and subsequently deliver fines. I wonder if there’ll be any merchandise available soon, to commemorate this god-awful period in our lives. Or perhaps new number plates: Victoria, The Socialist State.
But, in news unrelated to this state’s shoddy leader and this stupid virus, I am off to hospital this afternoon for a minor medical procedure. Back at it tomorrow, folks.
Have a good day!